... you are at a clothing store and get excited about finding something cute AND elastic waist-banded.
...you frequently remind Husband to take advantage of the meal decision when you has no craving.
...you swear the temperature changes 20 degrees in a matter of seconds and Husband looks at you like you are nuts when you say it is too hot in the house.
...the idea of additional fake liquid butter on popcorn at the movie theater sounds wretched.
... you want to ask every pregnant woman you see how far along she is. You know you are newly pregnant when you resist, fearing you may offend someone who isn't really pregnant.
...you can't eat beans because that is the latest reference everyone, including you, are using for your baby.
... you enjoy the bland taste of plain cheerios any time of day and consider writing the CEO of the cereal company about help in paying for the next five years of $4 boxes because the Costco value sizes go stale too quickly.
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